It feels as if we are gearing up for war that seems inevitable. There is something in the air that smells not quite right. Who knows what's going to happen on Feb 14th, but hey, I have no reason to be scared. Thanks to Mutalik (you jerk) and the Sri Ram Sena, I can now sleep in peace without any terrible nightmares.
Thanks to them, my "culture" is now safe. No western force can influence me and I can be assured that my culture will not disappear like the dodo did. Just imagine, if not for them, you and I would be a culture less lot.
I support their move to shut down all pubs. Since all acts of terrorism in this country are committed by people like you and me who walk out of pubs, I will feel a lot safer once the pubs are shut. Yes, fosters and kingfisher can bring out the Bin Laden in you and me. Coming to think of it, Vijay Mallya, with his control of alcohol, must be the evil mind behind the plot to turn our nation into a terrorist state. Oh and his team, the Bangalore Royal Challengers are really his suicide squad.
Women should most definitely not wear noodle straps. Mutalik (you jerk) and the Sena considers this as one of the most dangerous weapons. The straps can be detached, and it can be used to choke a person and it can even be used as a sling. Remember the sling shot story of David and Goliath? Now when a lot of women have access to these dangerous noodle straps, I am so grateful to the Sena for rightfully opposing it and even more, demanding a ban on noodle straps.
Forget straps. Women should not even go to pubs. What right do they have to do that? Don't we know that only men have a right to drink? Don't we know that a woman's place is in the kitchen and if she steps out, she should be beaten and sent back to where she belongs? What better way to save this country and it's rich culture. I am sure that as a generation we would be so grateful to Mutalik (you jerk) for safeguarding our women by molesting and beating the crap out of them.
Now coming to Valentines day, according to Mutalik (you jerk), this is the day when girls and boys gather together, and this is when the sex and drugs mafia influence them. Also, it could be a western ploy to completely destroy our culture. Yea sure. We all wait for Feb 14th to have sex and take drugs, cause that's the only day it is possible. Didn't you know that the drug mafia remains inactive for 364 days? So does the sex mafia. They wake up and strike with great force on Feb 14th, and hence, I agree with Mutalik (you jerk) when he says that boys and girls should not be together.
A wedding is a costly affair these days. I think I would be doing a great favor to my parents if I could manage to get the Sena to marry me off for free. Yes, all you unmarried folks should probably be out on the streets with the one you hope to marry. Remember to hold hands, but keep those dangerous noodle straps away. If the Sena are to be trusted, be assured that you would be married off immediately. For free. How cool is that?
Anyways, I got one question for Mutalik (you jerk). Have you ever got laid? If not, maybe you should, because honest to God, I don't see any other cure for your disease.
Thanks to them, my "culture" is now safe. No western force can influence me and I can be assured that my culture will not disappear like the dodo did. Just imagine, if not for them, you and I would be a culture less lot.
I support their move to shut down all pubs. Since all acts of terrorism in this country are committed by people like you and me who walk out of pubs, I will feel a lot safer once the pubs are shut. Yes, fosters and kingfisher can bring out the Bin Laden in you and me. Coming to think of it, Vijay Mallya, with his control of alcohol, must be the evil mind behind the plot to turn our nation into a terrorist state. Oh and his team, the Bangalore Royal Challengers are really his suicide squad.
Women should most definitely not wear noodle straps. Mutalik (you jerk) and the Sena considers this as one of the most dangerous weapons. The straps can be detached, and it can be used to choke a person and it can even be used as a sling. Remember the sling shot story of David and Goliath? Now when a lot of women have access to these dangerous noodle straps, I am so grateful to the Sena for rightfully opposing it and even more, demanding a ban on noodle straps.
Forget straps. Women should not even go to pubs. What right do they have to do that? Don't we know that only men have a right to drink? Don't we know that a woman's place is in the kitchen and if she steps out, she should be beaten and sent back to where she belongs? What better way to save this country and it's rich culture. I am sure that as a generation we would be so grateful to Mutalik (you jerk) for safeguarding our women by molesting and beating the crap out of them.
Now coming to Valentines day, according to Mutalik (you jerk), this is the day when girls and boys gather together, and this is when the sex and drugs mafia influence them. Also, it could be a western ploy to completely destroy our culture. Yea sure. We all wait for Feb 14th to have sex and take drugs, cause that's the only day it is possible. Didn't you know that the drug mafia remains inactive for 364 days? So does the sex mafia. They wake up and strike with great force on Feb 14th, and hence, I agree with Mutalik (you jerk) when he says that boys and girls should not be together.
A wedding is a costly affair these days. I think I would be doing a great favor to my parents if I could manage to get the Sena to marry me off for free. Yes, all you unmarried folks should probably be out on the streets with the one you hope to marry. Remember to hold hands, but keep those dangerous noodle straps away. If the Sena are to be trusted, be assured that you would be married off immediately. For free. How cool is that?
Anyways, I got one question for Mutalik (you jerk). Have you ever got laid? If not, maybe you should, because honest to God, I don't see any other cure for your disease.
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